Tweets of the Week: Tulisa's book and waking up with Rihanna

Starting off this week's Twitter rundown of who's getting up too early, eating posh nosh and chasing squirrels is Tulisa , who looks like she's got a lot of reading to get through. There's enough copies of her new book Honest to keep her going 'til at least Christmas.

And it looks like Tulisa's X Factor predecessor Cheryl Cole has got a new fan this week. Something about Tinie Tempah's use of emoticons tells us he's not so sure though.

This week we, along with millions of others, woke up with Rihanna. Get some sleep, girl!

JLS' Aston took this secret snap of fellow Got To Dance judge Ashley Banjo, but to be fair, we just have to think about dancing and we're tired:

The Super Fancy Posh Lunch of the Week belongs to Jessie J. If anybody has any idea what that is, or even which parts are edible, then let us know.

Alicia Keys obviously loves being in the UK at the moment, being that she called us by our proper title. We should be called THE Britain more often. Can a country change it's name by deed pole?

Example, we really hope it's the varnish. The mental picture in our head right now is brilliant:

And finally, our Tweeter of the Week is Leona Lewis, who clearly has too much time on her hands. Put the sharpie down, Leona - we prefer you in front of a microphone.


James Moore (@jamesy_moo)